Einstein's Theory of Relativity revolutionized the study of physics:

Your business has marketing needs that demand an Einstein size big idea.

You don't need overworked notions from high priced, Madison Avenue ad agencies.

You need theories that are relative to your marketing needs...
          real solutions to your real problems.

E=mc²
Epic Marketing Consultants Corporation
Theory that is relative to your marketing needs

Just like Einstein... big ideas are our business.